I'm reading Dan Willingham's latest book, When Can You Trust the Experts?, and enlightenment struck in Chapter 6. Educationally, we are in the Dark Ages.
There is no truth in education, "experts" believe theirs is the only way, and all other ways are harmful. No one understands why anything happens, everything is speculation and guessing. We have not defined what goes on in a classroom, and barely scratched the surface of the question of how a person learns. Individual teachers can achieve brilliant results, but those results are almost never duplicated. Teachers learn their craft by copying the techniques of experienced elders. Charlatans abound with substandard and/or irrelevant "studies" selling high-priced programs that yield paltry results.
This is exactly like early medicine. No one understood anatomy or the causes of disease (many believed it came from smell). Even after the invention of the scientific method in the 1600's, research was mostly haphazard until the 20th century. Doctors learned from more experienced colleagues by copying their methods. Self-proclaimed "experts" traveled around selling miracle "cures" for every ailment.
The practice of medicine got a lot better; maybe there's hope.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
What? Who, me?
Accountability is Only for Adults
The three
students sat, together, for the rest of the lunch period. That's it.
No trip to the principal's office (one of the offenders was the
principal's kid!), no suspension, no phone calls home (for the other
two), nothing. Their teacher talked to them, but that's it. Two
hours later those same three kids disrupted my entire class. Which
earned them another talking to, but again no consequences, no punish,
nothing.
This. This is
what is wrong with American education. Kids who do not learn their
stupid actions lead to unpleasant consequences grow up to be
entitled, lazy, whiny teenagers and adults.
Friday, September 7, 2012
When I Come to Power - In Service Week
The annual opening of the professional development (a.k.a. teacher in-service week) season has come and gone. And with it, another tiny piece of my soul. Why is it universally accepted by all administrators that the week before school starts should be filled wall-to-wall with the most boring, useless theoretical drivel known to man presented in a fashion guaranteed to cure the worst insomnia?
K.I.S.S. Professional Development
When I come to power, the week before school starts will not be filled with high-priced lecture-circuit "workshops" on the latest, greatest educational fads. Instead it will be practical and short. First aid training, how to work the copy machine and computer network, use and location of all important forms and equipment. Read the faculty handbook and master calendar on your own please. The rest of the week is yours to prepare your classroom, write lessons, and talk with fellow teachers about the coming year.
It's a cheap and cheerful alternative to in-service. Thus it will never, ever be adopted.
K.I.S.S. Professional Development
When I come to power, the week before school starts will not be filled with high-priced lecture-circuit "workshops" on the latest, greatest educational fads. Instead it will be practical and short. First aid training, how to work the copy machine and computer network, use and location of all important forms and equipment. Read the faculty handbook and master calendar on your own please. The rest of the week is yours to prepare your classroom, write lessons, and talk with fellow teachers about the coming year.
It's a cheap and cheerful alternative to in-service. Thus it will never, ever be adopted.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Special Ed Files: Bassackwards
I read a music
teacher forum post today. A poor woman was seeking advice on how to
handle to special ed kids with IEP's who breakdown when hearing music
or handle music making objects. Her admins told her that she may not
be able to use music at all in the classes with these students. She
wanted advice on how to help these two kids in a group of average
students, whether she can be forced to change her entire curriculum
to accommodate two students.
Whoa!!! Hold on!! Stop the tape! Did you catch that?
A music
teacher is being told to refrain from using music
in a MUSIC class!!!!
How
is that supposed to work? How on God's green earth can you teach a
subject without ever using it?! Can you teach math without using
numbers and numeric words? Can you teach reading without using
print?
Without
music, it ain't a a music class anymore. It's a history and/or a
science class, and a really crappy one at that.
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thought of the Day
Over on Mr. Teachbad's blog, a commenter wrote of a Teaching Fellow who implemented every program/technique/theory he had learned pre-service. And given them up by October 1st. This got me wondering: Is this why 50% of teachers leave the profession in the first five years?
Think about it. You get a year or more of job training, get a job in that field, and then discover in the space of 6 weeks all the training is worthless. Wouldn't that be just a wee bit crushing to one's psyche? You have placed your trust in these professors, these experts, to prepare you to excel, and yet here you are in the tall weeds. The normal person would indeed blame themselves, become convinced they're no good and seek employment elsewhere. But the reality is the so-called "experts" are anything but; they've sold you a bill of goods.
Destroying the lives and dreams of young adults, just another reason to despise everyone involved in organized teacher-training.
Think about it. You get a year or more of job training, get a job in that field, and then discover in the space of 6 weeks all the training is worthless. Wouldn't that be just a wee bit crushing to one's psyche? You have placed your trust in these professors, these experts, to prepare you to excel, and yet here you are in the tall weeds. The normal person would indeed blame themselves, become convinced they're no good and seek employment elsewhere. But the reality is the so-called "experts" are anything but; they've sold you a bill of goods.
Destroying the lives and dreams of young adults, just another reason to despise everyone involved in organized teacher-training.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Teacher Indoctrination
In this lousy
economy, the sword of Damocles hangs above every music teacher's
head. And since I do have this irrepressible urge to pay my bills on
time, I have been working on adding an endorsement to my license.
One piece of the process involves taking an online class.
You Can't Teach What You Don't Know
Oh sure, all my
classmates sing the praises of teaching critical thinking all day
long, quoting Bloom's chapter and verse. That's all well and good,
but I can guarantee that their students won't get anywhere near
learning how to think. Why? Because these teacher-classmates cannot
think themselves! They accept all knowledge at face-value, and spout
back whatever the readings and professor have said. I am the only
person in the class who has the temerity to question readings,
reference outside sources, identify poor and outdated theories, and
point out bad arguments. Questioning, integrating other research,
applying logic, these are the hallmarks of critical thinking. After
six weeks of parroting, it's obvious my classmates have no clue. How
do they think they can teach something they themselves cannot do?
Oh, yeah, that's right: They don't think.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Prologue 4: The Rules
I am not shy to
admit it: My intellect is above average. Not far above, I never
would have made it at MIT or CalTech, but sufficient. And through
the years, I have worked assiduously to maximize my gifts by reading
widely and consorting with really intelligent people.
Rule #4: Do Try to Keep Up
First and
foremost, I'm writing this to amuse myself. Also to record certain
events, characters, and ideas before they fade from memory
completely. References to art, history, culture, politics, science,
mythology, and goodness knows what else will litter this blog. I'm
not going to stop and explain them; you are free to look things up.
Denigrating intellectualism has become an American game, one I refuse
to play.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Prologue 3: The Rules
I am a
certified, working teacher and have been so for a number of years.
While I doubt I'll ever earn a cushy state pension, I do have a keen
interest in paying my bills each month.
Rule #3: Based on Real-Life Events
The last guy who
wrote an education blog based on reality, Mr. Teachbad, was outed and
then fired. I love Mr. Teachbad and still read his blog, but do not
want to follow in his footsteps. So my first concern is to protect
my real identity. While all the events are true and all the
characters are real, certain aspects time and location will be either
omitted or obfuscated. Some of stories will belong to my teaching
friends and colleagues, and I only bore witness to them. Here is one
incontrovertible fact: I am a music teacher.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Prologue 2: The Rules
Once upon a time, I wrote long, weepy,
self-indulgent blog posts. Not anymore. I hate reading the stuff
(because hardly anyone is capable of writing a coherent thought),
so I vow to eschew it in my own writing.
Rule #2: Again, Half as Long
A title, a 3-4
sentence introduction, one medium-long paragraph, and that's it.
Short, simple, tightly written. If you want verbosity, I highly recommend Russian literature. But I will develop my themes over
consecutive days, weeks, months or years. Ever read Doonesbury?
Trudeau thought of one joke for the week and told it five different
ways. I might do that. Or not. Unlike Dan Carlin, I might actually
repeat myself. And I reserve the right in perpetuity to change my
mind with or without warning and with or without cause.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Prologue 1: The Rules
Why do we need yet another blog about
education? Because I need a space to pontificate, and I'd like to
pretend other people are interested. However, this blog will be a
little different. Like any good classroom, there are rules around
here.
Rule #1: No Hugging, No Learning
If you are looking for inspirational
stories – look elsewhere. If you are looking for stories of
children overcoming tremendous adversity – look elsewhere. If you
are looking for stories of teacher discovering how much her students can teach her – look elsewhere. Because this is reality, not a Lifetime movie. A reality no one wants you to see,
where hugging can end careers and lessons are generally ignored.
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