Dear Administrator: You Look Good in Motley

 [An educational makeover to The Beatles "Fool on the Hill." It's amazing how few changes needed to be made!]

Day after day, alone in his office
The man with the foolish grin is avoiding giving offense
The teachers don't want to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
He never gives a straight answer

But the fool his office
Sees the school going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning around

Well on the way, head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
But nobody wants to hear him
Or the sound he constantly makes
And he never seems to notice

But the fool in his office
Sees the school going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning around

And nobody really likes him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings

But the fool in his office
Sees the school going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning around

He never listens to them
He believes they're the fools
They don't like him

The fool in his office
Sees the school going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning around